Silence

Posted 04 Aug 2011 — by admin
Category Motivational Quotes SMS

Never win Someone with argument but defeat them with your Silence.
Because people who always want to argue with YOU, Can’t bear your Silence..

teddy bear

Posted 01 Aug 2011 — by admin
Category Funny SMS

Teddy gift karne par:

english girl: Oh wow! So cute.
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Punjabi girl: kinna sona teddy
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Haryanvi girl: be yo ke le aaya bhalu sa ?? !! :p :p :D

Coming Home Late

Posted 31 Jul 2011 — by admin
Category Funny SMS

A man came home late at night from a party.
His wife shouted:
How would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?
The man couldn’t believe his luck. He replied at once.

”That would be great..!”
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Monday passed and he didn’t see her…..
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
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On Thursday his swelling was better and
he could see her from the corner of his left eye.. :p

chennai

Posted 30 Jul 2011 — by admin
Category Rajinikanth SMS

Rajnikanth’s new discovery- chemical composition of Madras?
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Ans-
carbon+helium+ nitrogen+ sodium+iodine-

(C+He+N+Na+i)=

CHENNAI..

Appadi pode pode ?:D

life

Posted 29 Jul 2011 — by admin
Category Motivational Quotes SMS

Don’t go the way life takes you.
Take the life the way you go.

And remember you are born to live

and not living because you are born !

red bull

Posted 29 Jul 2011 — by admin
Category Rajinikanth SMS

Doctor once tested RAJNIKANTH’S urine .
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Today it is known as
REDBULL-Energy drink….
dedicated to all those who love Redbull.
Cheers!!!

pyaar aur ishq

Posted 29 Jul 2011 — by admin
Category Sardar SMS

Sardarni to husband: sunoji pyar te ishq wich ki fark hai? SARDAR: pyar oh hai. Jo mein apni behen nu karda , te ishq oh hai jo mein teri behen nu kard

worries of life

Posted 29 Jul 2011 — by admin
Category Funny SMS

Never load ur worries in ur heart, dey result in heart attack.
Instead
Load dem in ur BUM and just fart dem off;)

drug of my life

Posted 29 Jul 2011 — by admin
Category Funny SMS

Solid bezzati…

BOY-u r my drug…:)<3

GIRL-ahhann..so u r addicted to me?? :>

BOY-Noooppsss….
U ruined my life bitch… ;) :p

english

Posted 29 Jul 2011 — by admin
Category Misleading SMS

Who said English is easy? Fill d blank with YES/NO.
1)___ i am not mentally fit!
2)___ i have no brain.
3)___ i have no commonsence.
4)___ i am mad.
Try it